- 1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
- 1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
- 1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
when i have an argument with someone
my ‘addiction’ and ‘obsession’ to tumblr always gets brought up like stop
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
Anyone who reblogs this before May 25th will get a stupid doodle based on their URL.
I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet
SO give me something to do
I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards.
Have your submission boxes open loves.