• 1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
• 1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
• 1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.

loserslol:

when i have an argument with someone

my ‘addiction’ and ‘obsession’ to tumblr always gets brought up like stop 

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

queenoftheconfettiparade:

I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet 

SO give me something to do

I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards.

Have your submission boxes open loves.